Yardies at Home and a Farrin (part15)

[BunzTheMagicSnail 2]

LMAO - That just reminded me of another story about my drunk friend - She was out on Block Island - our other friend got a panic call from one of the band to come get her - She was in his bed telling him that she had the platinum p***y and she knew he wanted some!

whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

she really needs an intervention

a time now she stop the damn foolishness

[dancehallquana 5]

i thought everyone used rough riders

guess that's my third world #### for ya

i never heard of them b4 listening to mavado LOL.. we do trojan here in dallas LOL

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Talking about Platinum wigs, back in my dancehall days, I that's what we use to wear when we went to dances about 20 or more of use and called ourselves WHITE ROSES crew...I just look back and laugh....

sus; Platinum Pu**y was another dance crew...couldn't stand them, they were so nasty

mi waah back mi WIG...bout hair...

[sus 70]

whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

she really needs an intervention

a time now she stop the damn foolishness

Yup - But it has made for a good laugh - the band calls her PP to this day

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Talking about Platinum wigs, back in my dancehall days, I that's what we use to wear when we went to dances about 20 or more of use and called ourselves WHITE ROSES crew...I just look back and laugh....

sus; Platinum Pu**y was another dance crew...couldn't stand them, they were so nasty

mi waah back mi WIG...bout hair...

LMAO..and this was when?

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Talking about Platinum wigs, back in my dancehall days, I that's what we use to wear when we went to dances about 20 or more of use and called ourselves WHITE ROSES crew...I just look back and laugh....

sus; Platinum Pu**y was another dance crew...couldn't stand them, they were so nasty

mi waah back mi WIG...bout hair...

LMAO..and this was when?

dwl....girl that was in the early to mid 90s...when I was still able to do a cartwheel and a running split

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I LOVE MY FAMILY!!!! I'M SOO BLESSED!!

Talking about Platinum wigs, back in my dancehall days, I that's what we use to wear when we went to dances about 20 or more of use and called ourselves WHITE ROSES crew...I just look back and laugh....

sus; Platinum Pu**y was another dance crew...couldn't stand them, they were so nasty

mi waah back mi WIG...bout hair...

LMAO..and this was when?

dwl....girl that was in the early to mid 90s...when I was still able to do a cartwheel and a running split

ummm..ok..if a so yuh sey!!

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

I LOVE MY FAMILY!!!! I'M SOO BLESSED!!

Talking about Platinum wigs, back in my dancehall days, I that's what we use to wear when we went to dances about 20 or more of use and called ourselves WHITE ROSES crew...I just look back and laugh....

sus; Platinum Pu**y was another dance crew...couldn't stand them, they were so nasty

mi waah back mi WIG...bout hair...

LMAO..and this was when?

dwl....girl that was in the early to mid 90s...when I was still able to do a cartwheel and a running split

ummm..ok..if a so yuh sey!!

a so mi seh...no mean seh a so it 'appen

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[sus 70]

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Bunz...I'll always remember you as the one who broke the news about Michael Jackson..

[DaDa 1]

LMAO - That just reminded me of another story about my drunk friend - She was out on Block Island - our other friend got a panic call from one of the band to come get her - She was in his bed telling him that she had the platinum p***y and she knew he wanted some!

whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

she really needs an intervention

a time now she stop the damn foolishness

Aww but come on ladies you know that was a good one platinum pums. LOL

[jawi876 2]

That girl in the Carnival picture scared the ####### out of me.... She just run up to us and was rahhhhhhh.

LMAO...too funny...that's exactly what I thought too!

A Jamaican woman tried that with me in a restroom @ M'ville. I do not tolerate disrespect or rudeness very well. She tried to walk in the stall even after I said "Excuse me...I was waiting on the next stall." She kissed teeth and the next thing she knew I was in the stall with her. I said I guess we will both relieve ourselves at the same time, and started pulling my shorts down. She moved out of the stall because in my mind, my pee was going in the toilet or her lap...it didn't matter to me. I know she thought I was crazy as heck...but you have the same thing I have...so I wasn't embarrassed in the slightest.

Jawi tell me you are lying??? Oh my goodness your a nut and I love it!!! I would never have thought of doing that I have to write that down as a note to do the next time I go!!!! OMG I have tears in my eyes thinking about this. I know my co-workers are wondering what the heck am I laughing at so early in the darn morning.

I don't lie. Jonesie can tell you some stories about me. My sister too. Try me if you want to...I'm a real sweetheart...but if you want to try me....just try me. I could tell by the look in her eyes that she called herself dismissing me the American...right...this American grew up in the hood too.

I scrimp and save for every single trip to Jamaica (paid in cash) no credit card debt for me. I'm respectful, I love the culture and I tip based on the service I receive. I be damn if I'm going to be disrespected just on GP. PLEASE! LMAO just remember the shock on her face when I came through that bathroom stall...LMAO LMAO I am crying tears now. FAAAADDDDDAAA!!!

I remember my last trip in August...I went to World of Fish on James Ave in Ochi. Now, James Ave is supposed to be a no no area for tourist if you listen to the AIs. I don't think so...I loved World of Fish but I think they are under new management or something cuz the food is disgusting.

Anyway, back to the story. A new taxi driver took me to get fried fish...I was craving something serious. We get to World of Fish and I order one fry fish...rice and pea...veggietables. Cool...bam. Me wait for the food...and de wicked ooman behind de counta...chat bout $2500 JA. Me look around cuz ah nuh mi she chat tuh. She said missus $2500 fe de fry fish. Mi sey Ah whaa? Mi yuh ah chat? She nodded. I WENT OFF! I mean royally! I said Ah whaa yuh tek mi fe wan bloodclat joke? Tek de rass fish and shove it hup yuh rank pums! Chat bout $2500 fe whaa? Then I switched up to regular English and cussed her out some more. I couldn't believe it! I said so you thought you found a tourist to take advantage of...I said I can count 8itch and I know the damn exchange rate. I told her if she was hungry all she had to do was ask and I would have bought her a plate too. The taxi driver's eye popped open wide...he looked around and his mouth opened in a big OOOO. The people sitting around eating laughed like hell...finger popping and all. I told her to kiss my #### and walked off. The taxi driver was like yuh yaadie? I rolled my eyes and told him to find me some food. LMAO...my temper is HORRIBLE and I'm trying to work on it this year. Really I am.

When my temper blows...I know no danger...no fear.

Ha!!! you got that right....my husband is all up in the neighbors business. telling me all about their comings and goings and who is over there and all type a #######. i'm like...getta outta dem people business!

LOL Finesse my Hubby too, he says he is watching the block :blink: He gives me a rundown during the day about what is going on.

Apparently he wasn't watching early enough because my neighbor Mrs Bootsy the Cat Dr. told me she was Block Watching @ 6:00 in the morning and she saw our neighbor ( who is Batty) go door to door and dig up peoples flowers including mine and ran to his backyard with them. Then had the nerve to run to the next block down and do the same thing!

Well needless to say I am hotter thank fish grease because this was a neighbor I actually considered a friend and he calls the house all the time and is now friends with my Husband and now he is pissed talking bout BULLET BULLET.

Now yall know my relationship with my flowers and these happened to be lilies in the front but my now I have noticed a few cannas missing in my rear tropical garden so now its WAR ! Hubby and I are planing our strategic maneuvers to infiltrate his yard on a recon mission for my plants!

LMAO...I'm picturing the Jim Carrey movie "####### and Jane"...when he was stealing grass for his repo'd lawn.

sus can I get a video for the guy that sings

Don't worry be happy

Bobby McFerrin (how sad is that that I know his name?)

(((((((((((((((((((((chups))))))))))))))))) tonks...

I need one more

I shot the sherriff, cuase they working my last nerve here and I'm going to put my gofer sign on my door

I swear you were on my phone call last night. I told A that I was going to sing to him on our wedding day. I told him to select between these two exact songs...in the SAME exact order!

[Tosh Love 77]

Feet don fail me now! I am finally watching the BET Awards rerun and they're playin ma song. Go' on do ur thing Keith Sweat!

[J2A♥oasis 2]

HHHHHHAAAAAAYYYYYYY Everybody!

Wha gwaan!!!!!

Just checking in from SUNNY JA, way down west in Negril!

Tried to do Alfred's last night but got rain out about midnight so we didn't go Will have to make up for it tonight.

Having a ball!!

Only got a few minutes, can't find free wireless so I'll chat wit you all later...