The foods they made you eat... just once.

[johnj 0]

That's inappropriate?

Absolutely. It's rude and humiliating. The proper compliment is "stunning tits." Otherwise it's like, "what? They're just nice?!"

I thought you just supposed to run up to them and stick you face in them and make motor boat sounds.

That's how we do it in the midwest. California has all that PC #######.

Right. We're not allowed to make motor boat sounds, it interferes with whale migration patterns.

You are admiring them on someone the size of a whale

[Brad and Vika 129]

That's inappropriate?

Absolutely. It's rude and humiliating. The proper compliment is "stunning tits." Otherwise it's like, "what? They're just nice?!"

I thought you just supposed to run up to them and stick you face in them and make motor boat sounds.

That's how we do it in the midwest. California has all that PC #######.

Right. We're not allowed to make motor boat sounds, it interferes with whale migration patterns.

You are admiring them on someone the size of a whale

Hey now! Without pics, how can you say for sure? Check out the OT boobies thread (serioulsy, there are really strange pics over there on the subject).

[slim 1,514]

Without pics, how can you say for sure? Check out the OT boobies thread (serioulsy, there are really strange pics over there on the subject).

I love birds!

[Brad and Vika 129]

Without pics, how can you say for sure? Check out the OT boobies thread (serioulsy, there are really strange pics over there on the subject).

I love birds!

And some of those pics really do belong in a museum

[KGSodie 0]

At the same cafe in Moscow where I had the awesome veal with mushroomd there was a 'salad' that reminded me of a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon:

(paraphrasing) Calvin, looking down at this dinner plate: "Mom! I need a new plate! Someone already puked on this one!"

[mox 298]

At the same cafe in Moscow where I had the awesome veal with mushroomd there was a 'salad' that reminded me of a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon:

(paraphrasing) Calvin, looking down at this dinner plate: "Mom! I need a new plate! Someone already puked on this one!"

Nice to see you around Kevin!

[johnj 0]

At the same cafe in Moscow where I had the awesome veal with mushroomd there was a 'salad' that reminded me of a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon:

(paraphrasing) Calvin, looking down at this dinner plate: "Mom! I need a new plate! Someone already puked on this one!"

Nice to see you around Kevin!

They served you the same stuff they served me!

[Fuzzified 0]

At our wedding they gave me some odd things.

Cow tongue... which actually wasn't that bad.

but the thing that really got me was a sort of fish. It wasn't described to me very well but when served it looked like a whole fish and you took sections of it. No bones, still had eyes, just solid COLD meat. threw me for a loop but it really wasn't bad.

And speaking of puke served on a plate my wife made me some sort of fried cottage cheese with raisens the other day...

[slim 1,514]

And speaking of puke served on a plate my wife made me some sort of fried cottage cheese with raisens the other day...

FOOOOOOO!

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

At our wedding they gave me some odd things.

Cow tongue... which actually wasn't that bad.

but the thing that really got me was a sort of fish. It wasn't described to me very well but when served it looked like a whole fish and you took sections of it. No bones, still had eyes, just solid COLD meat. threw me for a loop but it really wasn't bad.

And speaking of puke served on a plate my wife made me some sort of fried cottage cheese with raisens the other day...

We have a few mexican restaurants that serve cow tongue around here, sopas lingua yummy (am I allowed to talk about mexican food in the russian forum)

[mox 298]

am I allowed to talk about mexican food in the russian forum

As I understand it, Mexican food has sour cream, Russian food has sour cream. Therefore, Mexican food is Russian food, and thus authorized.

[AKguy 1]

And speaking of puke served on a plate my wife made me some sort of fried cottage cheese with raisins the other day...

She was pushing the "how far will you go to prove you love me" envelope with that one!

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

And speaking of puke served on a plate my wife made me some sort of fried cottage cheese with raisins the other day...

She was pushing the "how far will you go to prove you love me" envelope with that one!

Fried cottage cheese with raisins? Who puts those two things together, I dont care what culture you are in, Someone had to first think of frying cottage cheese, and then they had to think "You know what would make this taste better....Dried up shriveled up grapes" I put that on the same level as baked yogurt covered with potted meat and peanut butter.

[slim 1,514]

am I allowed to talk about mexican food in the russian forum

As I understand it, Mexican food has sour cream, Russian food has sour cream. Therefore, Mexican food is Russian food, and thus authorized.

That's what I heard.

And actually, every Russian girl I've ever met - who hates (but secretly loves) pizza, gamboorgers, fried foooooo - they LOVE meksikanski anything. "I not will be eat this meat whis greasy nasty..... mmmmmmmm oooochin f'ksuna! Hachoo hachoo hachooo!" And if I had a dollar for every time I heard, "when you gonna be make again your takhos?" I'd be a rich man.

Fried cottage cheese with raisins? Who puts those two things together, I dont care what culture you are in, Someone had to first think of frying cottage cheese, and then they had to think "You know what would make this taste better....Dried up shriveled up grapes" I put that on the same level as baked yogurt covered with potted meat and peanut butter.

Yeah, but let's not forget, someone had to have the creative genius to create breaded deep-fried hot dogs on a stick, deep-fried mars bars, deep-fried oreos, - hey, wait a minute, I'm seeing a trend here. "Hey ya'll, watch this!" OK. I digress. Drunk rednecks really are good for something!

[ScottThuy 140]

Don't forget the fried chicken uterus on a stick... roasted chicken foot on a stick or the unlaid chicken eggs on a stick... yummm fooooo on a stick!

Edited July 11, 2009 by ScottThuy