The Vent - Part 2

[Emancipation 2]

I saw this episode of 20/20 last night, which was about this missing girl in AZ, presumably killed... anyway they were talking about how common it is to have sex offenders in your neighborhood, and you have no idea. Now it must be public, so I went to the website to put in our zipcode just to check. The amount of offenders disgusted me, I actually feel sick after looking at the map. You can click on the thing and it gives the offenders picture, name and address and what they were convicted of. Just looking at all of these people leaving very closeby, I probably pass them in the grocery store, etc. It just sickens me to know these predators are roaming around here, and everywhere. I was very surprised to see how many are just really close to home. I don't even have kids yet, and it scares me to death!

Yep.. last time I did that I recognized a person (female) that was at the same bus stop as I each and every morning.. our street block was almost solid red from all the offenders.. It was not a good neighborhood, and I'm really glad we don't live there anymore.

[thetreble 19]

Is it just me, or lately are there an overwhelming amount of topics being posted in the Canadian form that have nothing to do with Canada? It's kind of annoying.

[Carlawarla 1]

I saw this episode of 20/20 last night, which was about this missing girl in AZ, presumably killed... anyway they were talking about how common it is to have sex offenders in your neighborhood, and you have no idea. Now it must be public, so I went to the website to put in our zipcode just to check. The amount of offenders disgusted me, I actually feel sick after looking at the map. You can click on the thing and it gives the offenders picture, name and address and what they were convicted of. Just looking at all of these people leaving very closeby, I probably pass them in the grocery store, etc. It just sickens me to know these predators are roaming around here, and everywhere. I was very surprised to see how many are just really close to home. I don't even have kids yet, and it scares me to death!

even more sickening is some of the discussions in ot where people take up for convicted sex offenders.

Yep...that would be me. I spent 26 years of my working career as a sex offender therapist. 90% of the time people who talk about sex offenders have no idea about what they're talking about.

[Emancipation 2]

No I do not want Canadian pharmaceuticals, botox, thousands of dollars from your Nigerian bank account OR a fix for my erectile dysfunction..

I HATE SPAM!

[trailmix 77]

No I do not want Canadian pharmaceuticals, botox, thousands of dollars from your Nigerian bank account OR a fix for my erectile dysfunction..

I HATE SPAM!

Are you sure, they can save you money

[Emancipation 2]

No I do not want Canadian pharmaceuticals, botox, thousands of dollars from your Nigerian bank account OR a fix for my erectile dysfunction..

I HATE SPAM!

Are you sure, they can save you money

I figure all these spammers should get together.. The Nigerians should buy loads of CDN Pharmaceuticals... and fix the worlds erectile dysfunction problem.

[trailmix 77]

No I do not want Canadian pharmaceuticals, botox, thousands of dollars from your Nigerian bank account OR a fix for my erectile dysfunction..

I HATE SPAM!

Are you sure, they can save you money

I figure all these spammers should get together.. The Nigerians should buy loads of CDN Pharmaceuticals... and fix the worlds erectile dysfunction problem.

[The_Dude 1,142]

No I do not want Canadian pharmaceuticals, botox, thousands of dollars from your Nigerian bank account OR a fix for my erectile dysfunction..

I HATE SPAM!

Are you sure, they can save you money

I figure all these spammers should get together.. The Nigerians should buy loads of CDN Pharmaceuticals... and fix the worlds erectile dysfunction problem.

You can blame people who don't properly secure their computers or networks for all the spam

[Udella&Wiz 325]

No I do not want Canadian pharmaceuticals, botox, thousands of dollars from your Nigerian bank account OR a fix for my erectile dysfunction..

I HATE SPAM!

Are you sure, they can save you money

I figure all these spammers should get together.. The Nigerians should buy loads of CDN Pharmaceuticals... and fix the worlds erectile dysfunction problem.

I have a lot of offers to have my 'Man tool' enlarged...cripes, don't even have one of my own!!!

[DeadPoolX 9]

No I do not want Canadian pharmaceuticals, botox, thousands of dollars from your Nigerian bank account OR a fix for my erectile dysfunction..

I HATE SPAM!

Are you sure, they can save you money

I figure all these spammers should get together.. The Nigerians should buy loads of CDN Pharmaceuticals... and fix the worlds erectile dysfunction problem.

I have a lot of offers to have my 'Man tool' enlarged...cripes, don't even have one of my own!!!

My wife gets those. She often comments on since most are completely ridiculous. For instance, she showed me one sexually-oriented spam e-mail that said: "Enlarge your tool so you can rip her apart inside!"

Barring any size preferences one may have, I have to ask... does getting "ripped apart from the inside" really sound like fun?

[JillA 2]

And honestly, who really believes their man tool can be enlarged with the pop of a pill? If that was possible, all the males on earth would be taking it

[thetreble 19]

Barring any size preferences one may have, I have to ask... does getting "ripped apart from the inside" really sound like fun?

The best!!!! Thanks for the laugh!

[DeadPoolX 9]

And honestly, who really believes their man tool can be enlarged with the pop of a pill? If that was possible, all the males on earth would be taking it

The biggest (pun unintended) problem is self-esteem and confidence. That and many men (myself included) watched a lot of porn, so we compared ourselves to male porn actors. The truth is that those men are specifically chosen because they have unnaturally large genitalia. I know they sure aren't picked for their looks or acting abilities.

Hell... after watching porn, I thought was really small. It turns out I've actually somewhat above "average" but that just goes to show how porn can warp a man's perspective. That has to drive the scam artists to sell "enlargement pills" and other such nonsense.

[Sprailenes 47]

Sometimes my mother has a way of really hitting me with a low blow, and it usually happens around my birthday. She either goes a few years without acknowledging my birthday and then sometimes she does but when she does... she does it in a way that just kind of hurts.

This year she sends a card with a loonie attached to it with this written underneath: "I would have given you more but you already seem to have it all down there so here's a loonie to add to the insanity"

Oh. Well thanks.

I sometimes feel like I need to be sorry that I am happy around her.

Well.. that was a mood killer.

[thetreble 19]

Sometimes my mother has a way of really hitting me with a low blow, and it usually happens around my birthday. She either goes a few years without acknowledging my birthday and then sometimes she does but when she does... she does it in a way that just kind of hurts.

This year she sends a card with a loonie attached to it with this written underneath: "I would have given you more but you already seem to have it all down there so here's a loonie to add to the insanity"

Oh. Well thanks.

I sometimes feel like I need to be sorry that I am happy around her.

Well.. that was a mood killer.

She may be one of the meanest people ever. And if it were someone who was just a joker, but a nice person, maybe your reaction would be different. But she's not so your reaction isn't!