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:lol: Stay away from the duck eggs :blink:

i love it!!!

I had five my last visit to the RP and it took me 3 months to recover :P

are you talking about the balut???

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Rocky_nBullwinkle   6

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Use this for mouthwash

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mmm, tasty! :thumbs:

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I thought i could handle any odor as I was a septic system pumper and coomercial fisherman at one time.

WRONG. 5 day old bait combined with a cesspool just opened is perfume compared to when my wife cooks daing [dryed fish]. I make her cook it outside on the gas barbe now.

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Help! I have a shirt wrapped around my face as I write this post. Some sort of small fish she cooks in oil, produces lots of smoke. :wacko: It smells like the warmest day in gym class, only 100 times worse. It has been two days now, and I can't even go in the house without covering my face. :(

:help: -Bullwinkle

Under California Code Section 2310, you can file for a divorce or dissolution on the grounds of incurable insanity. You can plead that your wife is incurably insane due to "persistent undoings in putting the house under unbearable odor"!

But then, your wife, being the law graduate that she is, might know that "provocation" is a very good defense for divorce. She may counter that she is provoked in frying salted dried fish at your house because you never brought her out to a Filipino restaurant that serves that stuff!

Okay folks. I know a nice Filipino restaurant in San Bruno. You can go there this evening; Marie can enjoy all the fish she wants and Bill can satisfy himself with the beefsteak and adobo!

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Try to look for electric burner at Walmart or any kitchen store..I got mine at walmart for $22 and everytime I cook fish or something that makes my hubby have a HB for pinoy food,lol I do it outside.

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Help! I have a shirt wrapped around my face as I write this post. Some sort of small fish she cooks in oil, produces lots of smoke. :wacko: It smells like the warmest day in gym class, only 100 times worse. It has been two days now, and I can't even go in the house without covering my face. :(

:help: -Bullwinkle

Under California Code Section 2310, you can file for a divorce or dissolution on the grounds of incurable insanity. You can plead that your wife is incurably insane due to "persistent undoings in putting the house under unbearable odor"!

But then, your wife, being the law graduate that she is, might know that "provocation" is a very good defense for divorce. She may counter that she is provoked in frying salted dried fish at your house because you never brought her out to a Filipino restaurant that serves that stuff!

Okay folks. I know a nice Filipino restaurant in San Bruno. You can go there this evening; Marie can enjoy all the fish she wants and Bill can satisfy himself with the beefsteak and adobo!

Thanks AJ and Tess. We will keep it under advisement. Negotiations are under way at the moment. We just went to Seafood City in Vallejo just before the new year. She got her spiced vinegar with sili, (Chilis) and some lumpia wrappers. Next time, we will stop at Max's before we head out.

--- Rocky and Bullwinkle

P.S. What restaurant in San Bruno? The wife wants to know!

Hokey Smoke!

Rocky: "Baby, are they still mad at us on VJ?"

Bullwinkle: "No, they are just confused."

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dude, you either live with it or go get yourself a dirty kitchen. My aunt would kill her hubby if he ever stopped her from cooking the thing. Eventually he got her the outdoor stove. :D

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pray you get a cold, then you won't smell anything.

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agree agree... *nod nod*

pray you get a cold, then you won't smell anything.

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HappyDancer is a proud wife to a country boy in KY.

I-130 for Parents (Mom and Dad)

3.15.2014: Mailed I-130 Packet for Mom and Dad

3.21.2014: Received email notification with case # for both petitions; case forwarded to NBC for processing

3.21.2014: Check cashed

3.22.2014: Hard copy NOA1 received

4.08.2014: Both I-130 approved (notification received via email) - It only took three weeks!!!

4.11.2014: Received NOA2 approval notice in the mail.

5.01.2014: Called NVC to ask for status of paperwork. Advised they received both application on 4.28. Advised to call in 30 business days for an update.

6.02.2014: Email notification received from NVC that shows parents' NVC case number and instructions to pay AOS Fee and fill out DS 261.

6.03.2014: Paid AOS fee ($88 for both petitions)

N400:
4.26.2013: Mailed N400 Packet

5.21.2013: Biometrics

7.18.2013: Testing and Interview

9.25.2013: Oath Ceremony

Medical at St. Lukes:
http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/183224-experience-medical-at-st-lukes-extension-clinic/

K1 with K2 Visa Interview:
http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/184246-usem-interview-on-march-10-at-7am-approved/page__p__2728465#entry2728465

CFO:Review, tips and advise:
http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/186123-cforeview-tips-and-advise/

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pray you get a cold, then you won't smell anything.

You just don't know, Charles. You just don't know! :wow:

--Bullwinkle

Hokey Smoke!

Rocky: "Baby, are they still mad at us on VJ?"

Bullwinkle: "No, they are just confused."

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Help! I have a shirt wrapped around my face as I write this post. Some sort of small fish she cooks in oil, produces lots of smoke. :wacko: It smells like the warmest day in gym class, only 100 times worse. It has been two days now, and I can't even go in the house without covering my face. :(

:help: -Bullwinkle

Under California Code Section 2310, you can file for a divorce or dissolution on the grounds of incurable insanity. You can plead that your wife is incurably insane due to "persistent undoings in putting the house under unbearable odor"!

But then, your wife, being the law graduate that she is, might know that "provocation" is a very good defense for divorce. She may counter that she is provoked in frying salted dried fish at your house because you never brought her out to a Filipino restaurant that serves that stuff!

Okay folks. I know a nice Filipino restaurant in San Bruno. You can go there this evening; Marie can enjoy all the fish she wants and Bill can satisfy himself with the beefsteak and adobo!

Thanks AJ and Tess. We will keep it under advisement. Negotiations are under way at the moment. We just went to Seafood City in Vallejo just before the new year. She got her spiced vinegar with sili, (Chilis) and some lumpia wrappers. Next time, we will stop at Max's before we head out.

--- Rocky and Bullwinkle

P.S. What restaurant in San Bruno? The wife wants to know!

You're welcome. The restaurant is called Patio Filipino and it's on El Camino Real.

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pray you get a cold, then you won't smell anything.

getting sick should not be prayed for...!!!

really? :unsure:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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