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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Morocco
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I thought it would be fun to do one of those "you know you're....when...." kind of things. I'll start with a few

You know you're in a MENA relationship when.....

...you have recipes you can't read

...your kids start saying bismillah

met online May 2006

visited him in Morocco July 2006

K-1 petition sent late September 2006 after second visit

December 2006 - third trip - went for his visa interview (stood outside all day)

visa approved! arrived here together right before Christmas 2006

married January 2007

AOS paperwork sent February 2007

RFE (yipee)

another RFE (yikes)

AOS approval July 2007

sent Removal of Conditions paperwork 01 May 2009

received I-751 NOA 14 May 2009

received ASC appt. notice 28 May 2009

biometrics appt. 12 June 2009

I-751 approval date 25 Sept 2009 (no updates on the system - still says 'received'/"initial review")

19 Oct 2009 - got text message "card production ordered"

24 Oct 2009 - actual card in the mail box!

sent his N-400 - 14 May 2010

check cashed 27 May 2010

NOA received 29 May 2010 (dated 24 May)

Biometrics Appointment Letter received 17 June 2010

Biometrics scheduled for 08 July 2010; walk-in successfully done in Philadelphia 07 July 2010

02 Oct 2010 - FINALLY got email saying the case was being transferred to the local office. Hoping to get his interview letter soon...

05 Oct 2010 - received interview letter!!!!

08 November 2010 - scheduled for N-400 interview

- went together for interview; file isn't there - need to wait to be rescheduled

Jan 2011 - went for Infopass

25 Feb 2011 - interview

19 April 2011 - Infopass

8 July 2011 - HE'S FINALLY A CITIZEN - WOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

30 July 2011 - citizenship party

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Egypt
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I thought it would be fun to do one of those "you know you're....when...." kind of things. I'll start with a few

You know you're in a MENA relationship when.....

...you have recipes you can't read

...your kids start saying bismillah

when u go out to eat and u ask for chips and they bring u french fryes lol or when u purchase a can or bottle of pop and they give u a straw to drink it with :whistle:

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I thought it would be fun to do one of those "you know you're....when...." kind of things. I'll start with a few

You know you're in a MENA relationship when.....

...you have recipes you can't read

...your kids start saying bismillah

when u go out to eat and u ask for chips and they bring u french fryes lol or when u purchase a can or bottle of pop and they give u a straw to drink it with :whistle:

How about the can of pop they bring you is not cold or hasn't been refrigerated!

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I thought it would be fun to do one of those "you know you're....when...." kind of things. I'll start with a few

You know you're in a MENA relationship when.....

...you have recipes you can't read

...your kids start saying bismillah

...breakfast is a hot egg, beans, bread, and cheese

...unrefrigerated eggs from the supermarket no longer scare you

...the black flies covering the produce you know you will be eating no longer goons you

...when you look at him sporting around the house in his galabya (which he would never wear outside) and think he's the hottest thing you've ever laid eyes on

...when you really want something on the honey-do list done, so you whip out the *hand on hip* "There can be no Insh'Allah for this!" tactic

I've got a million of these...

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I thought it would be fun to do one of those "you know you're....when...." kind of things. I'll start with a few

You know you're in a MENA relationship when.....

...you have recipes you can't read

...your kids start saying bismillah

...breakfast is a hot egg, beans, bread, and cheese

...unrefrigerated eggs from the supermarket no longer scare you

...the black flies covering the produce you know you will be eating no longer goons you

...when you look at him sporting around the house in his galabya (which he would never wear outside) and think he's the hottest thing you've ever laid eyes on

...when you really want something on the honey-do list done, so you whip out the *hand on hip* "There can be no Insh'Allah for this!" tactic

I've got a million of these...

That one got me too, lol

- The random security checks at the airport no longer suprise you, though they don't seem so random :whistle:

Married: May 28th, 2007

Arrived in the US: December 10th, 2008

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I thought it would be fun to do one of those "you know you're....when...." kind of things. I'll start with a few

You know you're in a MENA relationship when.....

...you have recipes you can't read

...your kids start saying bismillah

when u go out to eat and u ask for chips and they bring u french fryes lol or when u purchase a can or bottle of pop and they give u a straw to drink it with :whistle:

How about the can of pop they bring you is not cold or hasn't been refrigerated!

and it dont even taste like pop but is all fizzy.

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When your husband claims he only wants to take a second wife so she can do all the cooking and cleaning and give you a break... :whistle::bonk:

When tea becomes the new coffee in your life...

When YOU, the US born spouse, start talking with in accent so that he and his family can understand you better! LOOOOOL :lol:

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When YOU, the US born spouse, start talking with in accent so that he and his family can understand you better! LOOOOOL :lol:

:lol:

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When your husband claims he only wants to take a second wife so she can do all the cooking and cleaning and give you a break... :whistle::bonk:

When tea becomes the new coffee in your life...

When YOU, the US born spouse, start talking with in accent so that he and his family can understand you better! LOOOOOL :lol:

:o

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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:lol: When you get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and feel naked without slippers on in the tile bathroom :lol:

Lemon finds its way into your daily meals

You forget that not everybody has a flower watering can behind their toilet

Pita bread replaces regular bread in your household

You get excited every time you see something written in arabic

You start saying things like assalamo alaykom, alhamdulillah, and ensha'allah----and you haven't converted to Islam

You've started considering moving to Houston or another largely arabic populated area because the "life is so much better there"

One of your new favorite music artists is hisham abbas, amr diab, or fairouz

You find yourself using 2, 3, 6, and 7 to replace english letters in english words

when you read words with apostrophes, you try to make that phlegm noise "ehhhhhghhh"

ohh so many ..sooo many more lol :lol: and I wouldn't change it for the world

Visited Jordan-December 2004

Interview-December 2005

Visa approved-December 2005, 1 week later after supplying "more information"

Arrived U.S.A.-December 2005

Removed Conditions-September 2008

Divorced in December 2013

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When your husband claims he only wants to take a second wife so she can do all the cooking and cleaning and give you a break... :whistle::bonk:

When tea becomes the new coffee in your life...

When YOU, the US born spouse, start talking with in accent so that he and his family can understand you better! LOOOOOL :lol:

:o

He didn't really go there did he?

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Morocco
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When your husband claims he only wants to take a second wife so she can do all the cooking and cleaning and give you a break... :whistle::bonk:

When tea becomes the new coffee in your life...

When YOU, the US born spouse, start talking with in accent so that he and his family can understand you better! LOOOOOL :lol:

Indeed..my English grammar has gone downhill over the last year :lol:

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2009-07-11 AOS packet mailed (and supposedly delivered the same day)

2009-07-15 NOA1 for I-485, I-131, I-765 (USCIS rec'd date is 07-12)

2009-08-05 Case transferred to CSC

2009-08-12 no biometrics yet.......called on 30 day mark to report no biometrics, a service inquiry has been made on the case.....

2009-08-25 - received Biometrics appointment letter!

2009-08-27 I-131 (AP) approved

2009-09-15 Biometrics appointment

2009-09-15 EAD Card production ordered!

2009-09-23 EAD Card received

2009-10-06 GC approved/card production ordered

2009-10-13 GC received in the mail!

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Morocco
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when you tell him he is full of it.......and 5 minutes later he asks full of what?

when he tells you he has the worst cold he never had

when he tells you yes he knows about using a slow cooker, you just turn down the fire

when he tells you, but i trusted the translator to do good, when you are about to send the papers to nvc and you find a error he would have found HAD HE CHECKED THE PAPERS BEFORE HE SENT LIKE YOU ASK HIM TO

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

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11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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When every dag blasted time you go to the bathroom sink and it looks like a puppy has had a bath in it from him doing wudu and sticking his feet in it and not taking the darn towel and wiping it up!!!

Sorry, had to get it out.

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You eat pizza with your hands and everyone is staring at you.....then BAM you see

other Egyptians beginning to eat their pizza with their hands!! I told Wael that Egypt

is the only place in the world where they eat most things with their hands and use a

knife and fork to eat pizza!! Go figure!

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