Yardies at home and farrin (part 9)

[solsoeur 0]

Check out this post:

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...=161709&hl=

I didn't see that KK. I am a firm believer you should not marry for convenience, for visas, for money, in the hopes people will change etc etc. I know from 1st hand experience things you don't like in a person before you marry only get amplified when you marry them. You better be d@mn sure you can put up with that "lil annoyance" that turns into a "big annoyance" for the rest of your life.

[Marlita 0]

Lawny

I got a concussion playin on a pole at my cousins club. It just looked so phuckin easy. Well I am a big gurl. I was drinking and got me a good running start...... one hand caught the pole the other ended up with 1 broke and 1fractured finger.

Now if you really want to laugh. I landed on 2 men on the opposite side of the stage and they gave me a dayum tip. $10 for a concussion and a broke finger.

THATS PRICESLESS BABY

Girl, I'm only laughing because I can relate ...at the last class I had to ask the teacher if she put baby oil or grease on the poll. I've got the flipping upside down thing okay and spinning...spinning is real easy, but mi caan run a hold on to the poll...either I miss is all together or I run in to the damn thing. Once, I thought I knocked the pole out of the ceiling

Ok J, that was the funniest thing ever! I am trying to imagine just what the heck happened there.

The other day Evan asked..."so whats up with us getting the stripper pole for the back room?" I was like , I dont remember telling him that I wanted a pole in that room....thats why I think he logs on here and reads my posts....dyam brite!! Hi Babes....waving

[shrewdgal 0]

Drum roll please:

Member Joined Posts Today % of today's posts

Hotlegz 20-April 07 98 2.89%

charles! 26-March 06 88 2.60%

A.J. 11-October 05 75 2.22%

Amby 29-November 06 67 1.98%

TRELAWNY PARISH 29-December 07 65 1.92%

payxibka 26-September 06 60 1.77%

Yaads 22-March 05 50 1.48%

Mister Fancypants 22-May 06 42 1.24%

Nessa 26-March 06 42 1.24%

shrewdgal 3-January 07 38 1.12%

Paul Daniels 21-September 04 36 1.06%

HAL 9000 11-November 06 35 1.03%

Mononoke28 5-February 07 32 0.95%

mawilson 15-November 03 32 0.95%

Jomo's girl 22-May 06 31 0.92%

KimandRuss 25-September 07 30 0.89%

Parivar CSK 19-February 04 29 0.86%

Rajaa_Reda 12-May 08 29 0.86%

*Len* 5-November 06 26 0.77%

Shpat_Argjira 31-July 07 22 0.65%

Lawny - I love to shake my rump....

I have NEVER been on there!!!!!

[Marie876 0]

Ok J, that was the funniest thing ever! I am trying to imagine just what the heck happened there.

The other day Evan asked..."so whats up with us getting the stripper pole for the back room?" I was like , I dont remember telling him that I wanted a pole in that room....thats why I think he logs on here and reads my posts....dyam brite!! Hi Babes....waving

that is tooo funny! Hi Evan!!

Drum roll please:

Member Joined Posts Today % of today's posts

Hotlegz 20-April 07 98 2.89%

charles! 26-March 06 88 2.60%

A.J. 11-October 05 75 2.22%

Amby 29-November 06 67 1.98%

TRELAWNY PARISH 29-December 07 65 1.92%

payxibka 26-September 06 60 1.77%

Yaads 22-March 05 50 1.48%

Mister Fancypants 22-May 06 42 1.24%

Nessa 26-March 06 42 1.24%

shrewdgal 3-January 07 38 1.12%

Paul Daniels 21-September 04 36 1.06%

HAL 9000 11-November 06 35 1.03%

Mononoke28 5-February 07 32 0.95%

mawilson 15-November 03 32 0.95%

Jomo's girl 22-May 06 31 0.92%

KimandRuss 25-September 07 30 0.89%

Parivar CSK 19-February 04 29 0.86%

Rajaa_Reda 12-May 08 29 0.86%

*Len* 5-November 06 26 0.77%

Shpat_Argjira 31-July 07 22 0.65%

Lawny - I love to shake my rump....

I have NEVER been on there!!!!!

Me either...I dont even have a heart

[Shemmy 4]

Lawny

I got a concussion playin on a pole at my cousins club. It just looked so phuckin easy. Well I am a big gurl. I was drinking and got me a good running start...... one hand caught the pole the other ended up with 1 broke and 1fractured finger.

Now if you really want to laugh. I landed on 2 men on the opposite side of the stage and they gave me a dayum tip. $10 for a concussion and a broke finger.

THATS PRICESLESS BABY

I always tell people...strippin' ain't easy. I'm not brave enough to take the pole class yet. I'll stick to the strip tease and lap dancing.

[^KK^ 3]

Westmoreland -

NeNe is a trip....I kinda like her though. She isn't the best friend but she is funny on the show.

Kim - she can't sing. And she is really not that cute to me?????? But you know they say she has the wrapping...but the item inside of the box (her singing) need some help.

[^KK^ 3]

SBJ - Lap dancing....??? u go girl

Ok J, that was the funniest thing ever! I am trying to imagine just what the heck happened there.

The other day Evan asked..."so whats up with us getting the stripper pole for the back room?" I was like , I dont remember telling him that I wanted a pole in that room....thats why I think he logs on here and reads my posts....dyam brite!! Hi Babes....waving

that is tooo funny! Hi Evan!!

Drum roll please:

Member Joined Posts Today % of today's posts

Hotlegz 20-April 07 98 2.89%

charles! 26-March 06 88 2.60%

A.J. 11-October 05 75 2.22%

Amby 29-November 06 67 1.98%

TRELAWNY PARISH 29-December 07 65 1.92%

payxibka 26-September 06 60 1.77%

Yaads 22-March 05 50 1.48%

Mister Fancypants 22-May 06 42 1.24%

Nessa 26-March 06 42 1.24%

shrewdgal 3-January 07 38 1.12%

Paul Daniels 21-September 04 36 1.06%

HAL 9000 11-November 06 35 1.03%

Mononoke28 5-February 07 32 0.95%

mawilson 15-November 03 32 0.95%

Jomo's girl 22-May 06 31 0.92%

KimandRuss 25-September 07 30 0.89%

Parivar CSK 19-February 04 29 0.86%

Rajaa_Reda 12-May 08 29 0.86%

*Len* 5-November 06 26 0.77%

Shpat_Argjira 31-July 07 22 0.65%

Lawny - I love to shake my rump....

I have NEVER been on there!!!!!

Me either...I dont even have a heart

It takes ONE THOUSAND POSTS PER HEART.....so who ever have like 10 hearts....we know they do nothing but chat on VJ all day.

[finesse 3]

me and hubby going to ja in 3 weeks!!! i'm so excited! this will the first time me and hubby goin since he's been here over a year now!

[Shemmy 4]

me and hubby going to ja in 3 weeks!!! i'm so excited! this will the first time me and hubby goin since he's been here over a year now!

Congrats A year already, that was fast.

[nannygirl82 0]

so, i'm starting to plan Tahlia's Christening..(we usually Christen soon after birth but mi waan she wear Kimora's dress so hense later) and I'm like a party planner every detail...i gotta do my invite list or church and dinner i'm thinkin of late January or February

Hey hey hey! I'm just sayin wassup...wasssupp gone to the gym now. lata

watcha..but how u a go jump in an jump out so..wapen

HAHAHAAA....LAWD NO BODDA CRY A RIVA..MI STILL DEH YAH FI A FEW MINS..MI A WAIT FI KASHI

ACTUALLY not tonite mi a go a mi modda an mi hoggish sistah so dyam selfish mi ago fight fi use har PC

Cry a riva

Yuh knoa yuh a go push yuhself pon deh comp...nobody cyan stop yuh an yuh addiction.

Tahlia did..u si wah time mi done wash last night.di chile wouldn't sleep and mi couldn't put har dung

Jake where is ur SO from?

so..wah mek mi a chat to miself now..no Yaads just chat bout she ave 3 MORE HRS FI GO !!!

must have been a full moon...Kaila kept getting up every half hour....i think she was doing gymnastics in her crib because everytime i went to check on her she was at another end of her crib....

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Lawny./..u pon wan pole ??

thanks for that KK..

Nanny i couldn't even leave her in her crib for a min

Hi Evan ...mi a go post inna Lita thread likkle more

why mi deh a #1 KK ..JG never got out of the slump

[clairern 0]

Hmmmmm didnt expect people to have such a big problem with me.

No one here has a problem with you. Sometimes what we need to her is not always what we want to her. You have gotten some very good advice weather tactfully or not (Kimmy lol). What you have posted here has red flags allover it. Please take your time. Do you know why future mother in law can't wait to see her happily in love son married? Because then she can call you up everyday becuase she knows for sure you have money trees growing in your back yard. I've been there, still hearing that. Take it from me -don't jump into anything. Gurl you down ther buying groceries? Please, don't be naive don't let this man and his family take advantage of you.

Well said.

I Dee!

YAADS A LIE U A TELL..MI A GO MISS OUT PON ALL A DI SUSS

ALRIGHT LATA FI REAL

Yuh an yuh fass self?!? Mi nah tink so. If yuh do yuh cyan link wid Claire an mek she fill yuh in

Mi juss a joke Claire

Fah real..Me still a read fram yestiday and me caan ketch up.

[clairern 0]

lawny[/b] still waiting? what does it mean?

Claire, shrewdie someone anyone know???

Dead a bush?

Girl, don't you know that I log on every day at work and can never get to read and post If your question has not been answered I think it means drop dead or somethig similar.

[SupportOAFJF 0]

lawny[/b] still waiting? what does it mean?

Claire, shrewdie someone anyone know???

Dead a bush?

Girl, don't you know that I log on every day at work and can never get to read and post If your question has not been answered I think it means drop dead or somethig similar.

dead a bush can be taken literal or u can make it mean anything u really can't say

[sus 70]

Cant the dry cleaner get it back to white and the put it in one of those wedding dress boxes?

It depends on how long its been yellow and the type of material it is.

Lets see. Mommy is 60, she got married when she was 16 and I was born in 1979...it's REAL OLD. It's really not that yellow, more like a tinted yellow. It's beautiful My great aunt from England made the dress for my mommy.

Lawny, me still a wait pon de dyam call fram yuh

Nuh wurry u'self...when mi start call u all di time u ago block mi numbah like di one Kimmy.

So you are 28? Thought we were the same age