The MENA thread about nothing

[mybackpages 0]

i wanted to have hubby entertain me with some grammatical reading with potential funny errors BUT instead we opted to go see a town house that may be ours for free (if I like it well enough) ... is that too "something" for this thread?

oooh exciting news!!!!!!!! keeping fingers crossed that it if it is a good thing it works out for ya!

[amal 4]

thx! I hope we can see the inside 2nite . If the inside is reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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nice.... maybe I'll agree to it and try to save up some cash...we'll see.. heck, I could quit my job and stay home if the rent was free... hmmm options options

[brnidokiegurl 0]

nice

[maggieNomar 0]

You are EVIL mbp, simply EVIL. O k homework for the hubbies!!

What? It's good for his English and entertainment for me

Hubby had no problem with these and thus no entertainment at his expense

drat! I was hoping for a good story.

[mybackpages 0]

You are EVIL mbp, simply EVIL. O k homework for the hubbies!!

What? It's good for his English and entertainment for me

Hubby had no problem with these and thus no entertainment at his expense

drat! I was hoping for a good story.

That's what I get for trying to have fun at HIS expense

[amal 4]

hubby got about 5 of the whole thing right..hehehe we had a good laugh! He said its impossible for anyone to learn English correctly..even the English so therefore it is impossible for him to learn English perfectly! hahaha

[Nothing1234 2]

I've learned as Ive matured...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you...All you can do is stalk them and hope that they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just buttholes... (true story)

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think...

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place...

I've learned that no matter how hard you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper. (haha..OMG, really? LOL)

I've learned that the people you care about most in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

I've learned how to say "Fook 'em" if they can't take a joke in 6 different languages...

[brnidokiegurl 0]

I've learned as Ive matured...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you...All you can do is stalk them and hope that they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just buttholes... (true story)

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think...

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place...

I've learned that no matter how hard you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper. (haha..OMG, really? LOL)

I've learned that the people you care about most in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

I've learned how to say "Fook 'em" if they can't take a joke in 6 different languages...

u said weiner, nagi gets me for saying pecker ...dont compare because u may find u are more screwed up than u thought

[Nothing1234 2]

I've learned as Ive matured...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you...All you can do is stalk them and hope that they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just buttholes... (true story)

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think...

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place...

I've learned that no matter how hard you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper. (haha..OMG, really? LOL)

I've learned that the people you care about most in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

I've learned how to say "Fook 'em" if they can't take a joke in 6 different languages...

u said weiner, nagi gets me for saying pecker ...dont compare because u may find u are more screwed up than u thought

Nah, I'm as screwed up as I imagined....

[RAKASA 0]

[Nothing1234 2]

Noura!! How are you? Long time no chat!! Miss ya!

[amal 4]

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just buttholes... (true story)

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

these 2 are my life in action at the moment... but the whole post was hillarious!

[Aymerlu 3]

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just buttholes... (true story)

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

these 2 are my life in action at the moment... but the whole post was hillarious!

Awwwwwww hugs hun!

[Nothing1234 2]

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just buttholes... (true story)

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

these 2 are my life in action at the moment... but the whole post was hillarious!

Needing laughs today....

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN.' The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.

After a time, someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?'The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain; $200 for a female brain.' The moment turned awkward. Some of the men actually had to 'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the women.A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more than a female brain?'

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the female brains a lot lower because they've been used.

[amal 4]

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just buttholes... (true story)

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

these 2 are my life in action at the moment... but the whole post was hillarious!

Needing laughs today....

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN.' The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.

After a time, someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?'The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain; $200 for a female brain.' The moment turned awkward. Some of the men actually had to 'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the women.A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more than a female brain?'

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the female brains a lot lower because they've been used.

good one...GIRL POWER!