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..... you can not find an electrical screw driver in the hardware stores ! (all they sell are test probes, ####### !)

..... you have a tail gater ..... they tend to sit on your rear as if they are looking through the contents in the back of the car...... ####### .... sometimes I feel like stopping the car in the middle of the road and walking to the back and opening the boot and asking the driver if s/he wants anything from it !

Glad to hear this isn't just a Tennessee thing!! It drives me CRAZY!!!!!! :angry:

It's an Ohio thing...... and a Michigan thing..... and a Utah thing..... oh and Idaho, Kentucky.... pretty much everywhere I've been here! :angry:

I understand it better now that I've taken the driving test and realized that a monkey could pass it.

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...when someone says they are going to cut ON the lights.

How do you cut something on??

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Turning on a red light. Still trying to figure that one out lol.

If it's turning right lol get used to it. Unless the sign specifically says "No Turn On Red" it will happen :whistle:

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"WHEN THE WEATHERMAN SAYS WE ARE GOING TO HAVE LIGHT SNOW, BUT THAT TURNS OUT TO BE 14 INCHES"

God Help the UK if they ever got Snow like we get here..... the whole country would grind to a halt.....

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Lol it already grindes to a halt with 1 inch of snow or wrong kind of snow lol .

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How about when you're out somewhere and there's a loud short bang, and someone jokes that someone has just been shot.

No!!! That's Belfast!!!

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How about when you're out somewhere and there's a loud short bang, and someone jokes that someone has just been shot.

No!!! That's Belfast!!!

:lol:

how about traffic lights hanging across the road, lol

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How about when you're out somewhere and there's a loud short bang, and someone jokes that someone has just been shot.

No!!! That's Belfast!!!

:lol:

how about traffic lights hanging across the road, lol

LOL where are the lights suppose to be? :blink:

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Ok, American guy here!

I don't get the soccer (football), When I was in school I played it all the time and I loved it. But to watch it being played is like watching paint dry. No one ever scores points!

How can this be enjoyable?

I have the same problem with hockey, but in this case I cannot see where the puck is most of the time. At least in Soccer (football) I know where the ball is.

Just my observation.

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How about when you're out somewhere and there's a loud short bang, and someone jokes that someone has just been shot.

No!!! That's Belfast!!!

:lol:

how about traffic lights hanging across the road, lol

LOL where are the lights suppose to be? :blink:

Here there are on the side of the road on a post, lol so it seems funny to have to look up in the sky to see them lol ask Kris lol

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LOL I get annoyed having to look to the side.. perfer to go about my merry way and glance a sec up to see what color the light is LOL

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Ok, American guy here!

I don't get the soccer (football), When I was in school I played it all the time and I loved it. But to watch it being played is like watching paint dry. No one ever scores points!

How can this be enjoyable?

I've never understood what's so exciting about American "football". Takes like an hour to get from one end of the field to the other!! :P I went and saw the Denver Broncos, never been so bored in all my life.

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LOL I get annoyed having to look to the side.. perfer to go about my merry way and glance a sec up to see what color the light is LOL

Yep its all about what your used to he he

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Ok, American guy here!

I don't get the soccer (football), When I was in school I played it all the time and I loved it. But to watch it being played is like watching paint dry. No one ever scores points!

How can this be enjoyable?

I've never understood what's so exciting about American "football". Takes like an hour to get from one end of the field to the other!! :P I went and saw the Denver Broncos, never been so bored in all my life.

I'm with you on this one! I keep trying but god it's SOOOOO dull!

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19th September - Mailed AOS/EAD/AP to Chicago lockbox

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29th September - Received NOA's for AOS/EAD/AP

13th October - AOS Petition transferred to CSC!!!

17th October - Biometrics (Tampa Office)

17th October - AOS/EAD Touched

20th October - AOS Touched

21st October - AOS Touched

6th November - AOS/EAD/AP Touched (probably due to change of address)

10th December - EAD approved

28th January 2009 - GC approved without interview. Done with all this till 2011!!!!!!!!

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