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I love this Jamaican joke

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foreverido   2

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Three prime ministers went to hell, Tony Blair, Bush,and Portia. Tony asked the devil if he could make a call to England to see if the country is running ok, he made the call, and he stayed on the call for 5 minutes. Satan told him that the bill is 5 million dollars. Bush also asked if he could call the US, he stayed on the call for 8 minutes; it cost him $8 million dollars. Portia said she wanted to call Jamaica, she spent 2 HOURS on the call then she asked Satan how much was the bill, he replied, '$1 dollar'; she asked, 'how cum afta mi stay longa dan Blair an Bush'. Satan replied,calling from hell to hell is a local call.

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Ha Ha.............Nice!

Life's just a crazy ride on a run away train

You can't go back for what you've missed

So make it count, hold on tight find a way to make it right

You only get one trip

So make it good, make it last 'cause it all flies by so fast

You only get one trip

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Three prime ministers went to hell, Tony Blair, Bush,and Portia. Tony asked the devil if he could make a call to England to see if the country is running ok, he made the call, and he stayed on the call for 5 minutes. Satan told him that the bill is 5 million dollars. Bush also asked if he could call the US, he stayed on the call for 8 minutes; it cost him $8 million dollars. Portia said she wanted to call Jamaica, she spent 2 HOURS on the call then she asked Satan how much was the bill, he replied, '$1 dollar'; she asked, 'how cum afta mi stay longa dan Blair an Bush'. Satan replied,calling from hell to hell is a local call.

This is priceless :lol::lol::lol:

ROTFDWL!!!!!

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