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Awful, cheesy pick-up lines

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I have a friend who will walk up to me, lick the sleeve of my shirt, and then say "We should really get you out of those wet clothes."

Same friend will also say, "Nice shirt, is it felt?" and when the target female says "No," he'll grab a short length of it and rub it and say "It is now."

If he wasn't such an imp, he'd get slapped a lot more often. Fortunately, he's the kind of guy you just sort of have to love and although he's definitely flirting with you when he says it, it doesn't usually creep anybody out.

05-13-06 - Met at Neo Nightclub in Chicago through a mutual friend.

05-24-06 - First formal date, followed immediately by weekend spent together.

09-07-06 - First trip to the UK. Sick most of the time, loved it anyway. :)

11-21-06 - Alasdair comes in for Thanksgiving.

03-28-07 - Second trip to the UK, flew out to Northern Ireland to meet the parents.

06-12-07 - Alasdair's next visit, we go everywhere and do everything. :)

06-17-07 - We become formally engaged, though it'd been in discussion for months.

07-27-07 - I-129F packet sent to Nebraska Service Center.

07-30-07 - I-129F packet received at Nebraska Service Center and forwarded to California.

08-24-07 - Check finally cashed!

08-25-07 - NOA1 Received!

01-30-08 - NOA2 Finally Received!

03-18-08 - Packet 3 Received!

04-03-08 - Packet 4 Received!

04-28-08 - Interview at 8:30am

Fiance still an idiot, sent wrong doc, still waiting on arrival date.

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"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you want me to walk past again?"

"Nice shoes. Wanna **?"

K1 Visa Journey

2/20/2007: I-129F Sent
3/2/2007: NOA1 Notice Date
5/22/2007: NOA2
8/10/2007: Interview 9.30am APPROVED.
10/19/2007: Wedding!

12/7/2007: Sent AOS packet
12/17/2007: Received 2 NOA1's in mail
01/02/2008: Received I-131 NOA1 in mail
01/10/2008: Bio Appointment @ Jackson, MS
03/18/2008: Green Card Production Ordered
03/22/2008: Approval Notice Sent (CRIS email on 03/24/08)
03/24/2008: Received Welcome Letter and Green Card in mail.

11/13/2009: Our daughter, Isobela was born!
11/19/2009: Received notice from USCIS to remove conditions
12/15/2009: Sent I-751 to VSC
12/22/2009: NOA1
01/20/2010: Bio Appointment @ Jackson, MS
03/18/2010: Card Production Ordered!
03/25/2010: Received Green card in mail.

03/21/2012: Sent N-400 to Tx lockbox
03/23/2012: Delivered
03/29/2012: Check Cashed. Received email & text.

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All time pick up line that I use and make women laugh are:

Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

Usually, girls will laugh and start talking and you know the rest.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

This line usually will work on blonds

:rofl:

July 19------------Send the I-129F

July 26------------Recieved

December 7th----NOA2 online

December 14-----NOA2 Hard Copy

December 21-----NVC recieved

December 28-----NVC send to US embassy in Ethiopia

January 8---------US embassy in Ethiopia will recieve

January 11--------Packet 3

February 7 -------Interview

February 7 -------Passed interview

February 12------VISA in hand

February 22------IN the USA

March 1-----------Wedding

March 15----------Sent AOS

July 7 -------------Finger Print

January 27, 2009--Green card approved without interview. It took almost one year though.

Feb 2 -------------Got the green card in the mail

Next: playing the waiting game for the 2 years holding removal

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All time pick up line that I use and make women laugh are:

Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?

Usually, girls will laugh and start talking and you know the rest.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

This line usually will work on blonds

I bet the resulting first conversation ends up being more interesting than the resulting second conversation. :hehe:

(Edited to remove random meaningless words thrown in by mis-firing synapses. :blink: )

Edited by Crikey!
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All time pick up line that I use and make women laugh are:

Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?

Usually, girls will laugh and start talking and you know the rest.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

This line usually will work on blonds

I bet the resulting first conversation ends up being more interesting than the resulting second conversation. :hehe:

(Edited to remove random meaningless words thrown in by mis-firing synapses. :blink: )

Can't agree more :ot2:

July 19------------Send the I-129F

July 26------------Recieved

December 7th----NOA2 online

December 14-----NOA2 Hard Copy

December 21-----NVC recieved

December 28-----NVC send to US embassy in Ethiopia

January 8---------US embassy in Ethiopia will recieve

January 11--------Packet 3

February 7 -------Interview

February 7 -------Passed interview

February 12------VISA in hand

February 22------IN the USA

March 1-----------Wedding

March 15----------Sent AOS

July 7 -------------Finger Print

January 27, 2009--Green card approved without interview. It took almost one year though.

Feb 2 -------------Got the green card in the mail

Next: playing the waiting game for the 2 years holding removal

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