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los pinches dolores del riñon son del nabo a mi tambor me ha pasado y ay cabron como duelen esas madres

oiga Tavo es verda, la Ingrid es butterface pero no esta tan madreada jajajaja

Lenina, cuidese carnala..

a los demas, saludos besos y abrazos..

aca medio aguite porque le van a tener q poner los tubitos esos en los oidos a mi morrito pa q no le den infecciones.. se q no es gran pedo.. pero no es chido ver al Jr con esas madres

Milagro milagro mi peter pan!

Orale mal pedo eso del nene, no se aguite es para su bien :thumbs:

Vaya hasta que alguien me da la razon, eda que esta MILF? fea fea pero ni en cuenta que abajo de esas chamarras militares se cargaba ese cuerpecito, como dicen cuerpo de tentacion...cara de arrepentimiento :innocent:

Len, espero que siga bien y tambien mi compa el HAL para que no nos tenga tan abandonados y Dianita reportese o que? le cayo otra nevada? :lol:

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Aqui estoy pues'n. Medio de malas pero es parte de mi personalidad ja ja ja ja.

raro :whistle:

05/01/08 Green Card in mailbox!!

06/05/10 Real GREEN Card RECEIVED!

01/17/13 Sent application for US Citizenship!!!

01/19/13 Arrived to Arizona Lockbox

01/24/13 Notice of Action

01/25/13 Check cashed

01/28/13 NOA received by mail and biometrics letter mailed as per uscis.gov

02/14/13 Biometrics appointment

03/18/13 In-line for inteview

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Len qué te dieron para el dolor??

Pedro... caray hombre... piensa que tu nene tendrá menos infecciones de oidos... :)

y Tavo... por Dios hombre... esa Ingrid se puede quedar con su tipo y se les desea la felicidad del mundo... date tiempo en la selva así y verás lo esbeltito que sales tbn :lol: aunque dudo que te guste mucho el secuestro :P

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

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gracias tavo y guili :D

saludos lenina

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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Pedroskys, es que así se trate de una cortadita de papel que le pasen a los nenes uno sufre. Que pecadito, pero como dice Tavo, es por su bien.

Se me olvidada que ustedes los hombre no se fijan de la nuca para arriba sino de la nuca para abajo. Santo remedio con sólo ponerle la almohada en la careta a las viejas y listo el pollo. :lol:

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Pedroskys, es que así se trate de una cortadita de papel que le pasen a los nenes uno sufre. Que pecadito, pero como dice Tavo, es por su bien.

Se me olvidada que ustedes los hombre no se fijan de la nuca para arriba sino de la nuca para abajo. Santo remedio con sólo ponerle la almohada en la careta a las viejas y listo el pollo. :lol:

Diana

En Mexico decimos, "Solo ponle una bolsita debrand.gify se chingo" :lol:

05/01/08 Green Card in mailbox!!

06/05/10 Real GREEN Card RECEIVED!

01/17/13 Sent application for US Citizenship!!!

01/19/13 Arrived to Arizona Lockbox

01/24/13 Notice of Action

01/25/13 Check cashed

01/28/13 NOA received by mail and biometrics letter mailed as per uscis.gov

02/14/13 Biometrics appointment

03/18/13 In-line for inteview

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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

a ver que piensan? no la pongo en el OT porque me cagan :lol:

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05/01/08 Green Card in mailbox!!

06/05/10 Real GREEN Card RECEIVED!

01/17/13 Sent application for US Citizenship!!!

01/19/13 Arrived to Arizona Lockbox

01/24/13 Notice of Action

01/25/13 Check cashed

01/28/13 NOA received by mail and biometrics letter mailed as per uscis.gov

02/14/13 Biometrics appointment

03/18/13 In-line for inteview

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FINE. You have five minutes to to make this right. Thanks a lot, buddy... :angry:

:lol:

:mellow: *trying not to say you are welcome*

05/01/08 Green Card in mailbox!!

06/05/10 Real GREEN Card RECEIVED!

01/17/13 Sent application for US Citizenship!!!

01/19/13 Arrived to Arizona Lockbox

01/24/13 Notice of Action

01/25/13 Check cashed

01/28/13 NOA received by mail and biometrics letter mailed as per uscis.gov

02/14/13 Biometrics appointment

03/18/13 In-line for inteview

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Pero qué pasó Tavo?? Pones eso en OT y te haces amigos con varios por allá.

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

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FINE. You have five minutes to to make this right. Thanks a lot, buddy... :angry:

:lol:

:mellow: *trying not to say you are welcome*

:lol:

Pero qué pasó Tavo?? Pones eso en OT y te haces amigos con varios por allá.

Cierto --- sería como inaugurar su fan club. Pero tendría yo q acomodarle unos madrazos para conservar mi reputación de feminazi :rofl:

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FINE. You have five minutes to to make this right. Thanks a lot, buddy... :angry:

:lol:

:mellow: *trying not to say you are welcome*

:lol:

Pero qué pasó Tavo?? Pones eso en OT y te haces amigos con varios por allá.

Cierto --- sería como inaugurar su fan club. Pero tendría yo q acomodarle unos madrazos para conservar mi reputación de feminazi :rofl:

Pero el único que puede usar referencias de Nazi en OT es el mamón de LS con su fascismo islámico absurdo.

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

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