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[Ta Ta 1]

He had it so mangled from beating it with the plinger it flushed with one flush ! Unless it half ran down there, I dunno

I think it would have bit me in the butt if I had sat on it !

Edited June 20, 2008 by Omoba

[Simply_Uno 1]

who is Omar???

Omar is my " waiting to get an embassy interview in Dakar " buddy.

About the rat in the toilet.

Here is the full version.

It was in the middle of the night, we were sleeping and of course I have to use the bathroom again !

There was no electricity but by now I was brave enough to go in the dark. Half asleep I walk down the long hallway and attempt

to enter to use the toilet and there I hear slash splash in the toilet bowl.

I run to Stevphen ( your fault Zainab ) and say honey there is something splashing in the toilet to which he very sleepily relpies

oh it's probably just a ......( those things that crawl on the walls, can't think of the name ).

I grab a flashlight and shine it into the bowl and there is a black fuzzy looking thing in it and it is alive and taking a beauty bath in the water.

It also chewed up our precious toilet paper roll. ( You know that's like pure gold there for me ! )

Now I race back screaming it ain't no.....whatchamacallit ......it is moving and big !

When he heard that he flew out of the bed past me so fast like lightening and when I got there he was attacking a big rat with

a toilet plunger, knocking it upside the head and flushing it into the abyss !

My hero

It had come through the pipes from the outside.

Ah yeah .....we had some fun there.

[Perseverance 1]

He had it so mangled from beating it with the plinger it flushed with one flush ! Unless it half ran down there, I dunno

I think it would have bit me in the butt if I had sat on it !

OMG you are killing me here.....death by plunger LOL

Can you imagine if that thing bit your BUTT!!!!!!

You would have let out a blood curdling scream!!!

[Ta Ta 1]

I would have screamed and then confronted it head on and only one of us would have ever used that toilet again

Ain't nobody gonna chew up my toilet paper and I am not gonna use a Mango leaf !

[LovinLiberia 0]

Fot the second time today I am over here dying with laughter. Omoba, your story is hilarious! I can just imagine Stephen with a plunger in the middle of the night.

*Breathe, Shaun, breathe!*

Nope, I'm flatlining _________________

Edited June 20, 2008 by LovinLiberia

[Ban Hammer 13,283]

....and Charles....I see you are being a bad boy in OT. Time out for you.

"It snot you"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

and being bad is one of my better qualities

Lord give me strength......

to kick their butt over the moon?

[We_Destiny 1]

hey Destiny

Hey Omoba

I mentioned Cipro because I just had to use it recently. Last week I decided to eat cole slaw that sat on the counter for a couple hours and I chased with a kebab from the outdoor vendor. But besides that Ghana is great.

[Ban Hammer 13,283]

Charles, read a couple pages back, from page 100..........I was talking about Peter, the guy in Perseverance's office dressed up with Uno's inner diva outfit striking a vogue pose on the cat walk.......just thought you would have a pic somewhere to go along with it. After all we so enjoyed your hairy man before, now we need a visual of Peter.

how's this?

[nopalavar 0]

Hey LovinLiberia,

Are you a member of the Napptural hair website?

[forchika 4]

who is Omar???

Omar is my " waiting to get an embassy interview in Dakar " buddy.

About the rat in the toilet.

Here is the full version.

It was in the middle of the night, we were sleeping and of course I have to use the bathroom again !

There was no electricity but by now I was brave enough to go in the dark. Half asleep I walk down the long hallway and attempt

to enter to use the toilet and there I hear slash splash in the toilet bowl.

I run to Stevphen ( your fault Zainab ) and say honey there is something splashing in the toilet to which he very sleepily relpies

oh it's probably just a ......( those things that crawl on the walls, can't think of the name ).

I grab a flashlight and shine it into the bowl and there is a black fuzzy looking thing in it and it is alive and taking a beauty bath in the water.

It also chewed up our precious toilet paper roll. ( You know that's like pure gold there for me ! )

Now I race back screaming it ain't no.....whatchamacallit ......it is moving and big !

When he heard that he flew out of the bed past me so fast like lightening and when I got there he was attacking a big rat with

a toilet plunger, knocking it upside the head and flushing it into the abyss !

My hero

It had come through the pipes from the outside.

Ah yeah .....we had some fun there.

Sorry Omoba,

That was too Honey I would have had to tell him we need to find somewhere else to sleep or either I would have been sleeping sitting up with my eyes open!!!!!!

[LovinLiberia 0]

Hey LovinLiberia,

Are you a member of the Napptural hair website?

Yuppers! Proud member of www.nappturality.com

Are you?

[Bassi and Zainab 1]

Zainab, take some Flaggyl along with you and a broad spectrum antibiotic for your stomach issues.

Cipro is also

Truthfully, I carry all that stuff and took it when I was sick the last time I went over there and none of it helped. I was miserable and had it coming out of both ends at the same time. (sorry for the visual but imagine going through that in a lights out night) Eventually, Rukaya told them what to get from the chemist and within 12 hours I was fine. Amazing. Sometimes you really have to connect with someone who grew up in Africa and has been in a western country for a few years. They have the best understanding and often know just what you need.

But I'm definitely going to be more careful this time.

[LovinLiberia 0]

Charles, read a couple pages back, from page 100..........I was talking about Peter, the guy in Perseverance's office dressed up with Uno's inner diva outfit striking a vogue pose on the cat walk.......just thought you would have a pic somewhere to go along with it. After all we so enjoyed your hairy man before, now we need a visual of Peter.

how's this?

OOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

[Bassi and Zainab 1]

who is Omar???

Omar is my " waiting to get an embassy interview in Dakar " buddy.

About the rat in the toilet.

Here is the full version.

It was in the middle of the night, we were sleeping and of course I have to use the bathroom again !

There was no electricity but by now I was brave enough to go in the dark. Half asleep I walk down the long hallway and attempt

to enter to use the toilet and there I hear slash splash in the toilet bowl.

I run to Stevphen ( your fault Zainab ) and say honey there is something splashing in the toilet to which he very sleepily relpies

oh it's probably just a ......( those things that crawl on the walls, can't think of the name ).

I grab a flashlight and shine it into the bowl and there is a black fuzzy looking thing in it and it is alive and taking a beauty bath in the water.

It also chewed up our precious toilet paper roll. ( You know that's like pure gold there for me ! )

Now I race back screaming it ain't no.....whatchamacallit ......it is moving and big !

When he heard that he flew out of the bed past me so fast like lightening and when I got there he was attacking a big rat with

a toilet plunger, knocking it upside the head and flushing it into the abyss !

My hero

It had come through the pipes from the outside.

Ah yeah .....we had some fun there.

I'm HORRIFIED Sabine. How could you do this to me right before I go??????

[Zee Bee 61]

This is what happens when I leave y'all to your own devices