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Earmuffs   1

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My Dearest One!

Greetings to you, I hope this mail will find you well & healthy and I hope we can established a relationship since we are meeting here for the first time, I have gone through a profile that speaks good of you on this site: I was impressed when i saw your profile and decide to communicate with you. It is my desire to know you, I like honesty, trust, love, caring,truth,& respect, I have all this qulities in me,easy going girl with sense of humour , very caring , understanding , honest and sincerely looking for a man that i can call my soul mate who will love me just the way i am a real partner to share life , share good and bad moment with , who is ready to marry me alone and stop searching ...........a very sincere person who stands by his word .kindly respond to me through my private mail box (failuv_odily@yahoo.co.uk) so we can know ourself 's better.RESPECT is the key for understanding and tolerance among human beings. I hope to read from you if your are also interested. Thanks and hoping to hear from you soonext.

Miss Faith

AOS Timeline

12/05/2007 - Mailed AOS package

07/03/2008 - Received Welcome Letter and Green Card in Mail.

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Flames9_RN Grand Master

Flames9_RN   358

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I got one as well:

My Dearest One!

Greetings to you, I hope this mail will find you well & healthy and I hope we can established a relationship since we are meeting here for the first time, I have gone through a profile that speaks good of you on this site: I was impressed when i saw your profile and decide to communicate with you. It is my desire to know you, I like honesty, trust, love, caring,truth,& respect, I have all this qulities in me,easy going girl with sense of humour , very caring , understanding , honest and sincerely looking for a man that i can call my soul mate who will love me just the way i am a real partner to share life , share good and bad moment with , who is ready to marry me alone and stop searching ...........a very sincere person who stands by his word .kindly respond to me through my private mail box (failuv_odily@yahoo.co.uk) so we can know ourself 's better.RESPECT is the key for understanding and tolerance among human beings. I hope to read from you if your are also interested. Thanks and hoping to hear from you soonext.

Miss Faith

Damn, I thought I was special!! already broken up with my wife!!! What to do!! Guess I wil lbeg for her to take me back!! lol

Canadians Visiting the USA while undergoing the visa process, my free advice:

1) Always tell the TRUTH. never lie to the POE officer

2) Be confident in ur replies

3) keep ur response short and to the point, don't tell ur life story!!

4) look the POE officer in the eye when speaking to them. They are looking for people lieing and have been trained to find them!

5) Pack light! No job resumes with you

6) Bring ties to Canada (letter from employer when ur expected back at work, lease, etc etc)

7) Always be polite, being rude isn't going to get ya anywhere, and could make things worse!!

8) Have a plan in case u do get denied (be polite) It wont harm ur visa application if ur denied,that is if ur polite and didn't lie! Refer to #1

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trailmix Grand Master

trailmix   77

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Damn, I thought I was special!! already broken up with my wife!!! What to do!! Guess I wil lbeg for her to take me back!! lol

:lol:

Hey, whoever wrote that had some pretty good coaching, it's not too poorly written - has lots of hooks

They like honesty, trust, love, caring, truth,& respect, And have all those qualities!! I have all this qulities in me,easy going girl with sense of humour , very caring , understanding , honest and sincerely looking for a man that i can call my soul mate who will love me just the way i am a real partner to share life RESPECT is the key for understanding and tolerance among human beings

<applause>

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AnewKINDofFEELIN   0

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Was this a member? I do know of a member named Faith.

All you need is a modest house in a modest neighborhood

In a modest town where honest people dwell

--July 22---------Sent I-129F packet

--July 27---------Petition received

--August 28------NOA1 issued

--August 31------Arrived in Terrace after lots of flight delays to spend Lindsay's birthday with her

--October 10-----Completed address change online

--January 25-----NOA2 received via USCIS Case Status Online

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Earmuffs   1

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she sent it to me twice hahahaa...

member name is failuv

AOS Timeline

12/05/2007 - Mailed AOS package

07/03/2008 - Received Welcome Letter and Green Card in Mail.

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Flames9_RN   358

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U win Earmuffs!! I cant compete!!

Canadians Visiting the USA while undergoing the visa process, my free advice:

1) Always tell the TRUTH. never lie to the POE officer

2) Be confident in ur replies

3) keep ur response short and to the point, don't tell ur life story!!

4) look the POE officer in the eye when speaking to them. They are looking for people lieing and have been trained to find them!

5) Pack light! No job resumes with you

6) Bring ties to Canada (letter from employer when ur expected back at work, lease, etc etc)

7) Always be polite, being rude isn't going to get ya anywhere, and could make things worse!!

8) Have a plan in case u do get denied (be polite) It wont harm ur visa application if ur denied,that is if ur polite and didn't lie! Refer to #1

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trailmix   77

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I haven't gotten any real good spam in years. I feel so left out.

Hey Brad!! Good luck on the interview tomorrow!!!! You can do iiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt!!!!!

I like that little cheerleader emoticon.

Yes, tomorrow, good luck and we expect a full run down on the festivities. And remember, she can't get you if you Stop, Drop and Roll!

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Yes, tomorrow, good luck and we expect a full run down on the festivities. And remember, she can't get you if you Stop, Drop and Roll!

OMG. That totally reminded me of my Cousin-in-law, Jay's stag night!!!! Somebody ordered a round of flaming zambucas, and my uncle had never had one before. He didn't know what to do about the flame so he blew on it then drank. All of a sudden his moustache burst into flames and he dropped the drink on the bar and then the bar burst into flames! Jay was yelling "Drop and roll, Jim! Drop and roll!" OMG, we HOWLED. Still do, really. In fact, I just did. :lol:

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